I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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