are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
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