You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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