I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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