We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
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