I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Randomize
