would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
Randomize
