I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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