Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
Randomize
