the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
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