i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
the raccoons are back...
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