So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
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