I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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