So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
We left an ass print on the piano.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
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