When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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