It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
I know her cup size but not her name....
Randomize
