: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
She even gives head with a lisp.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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