How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Current status: Finding an unwrapped portion of Subway sandwich in my purse at the pharmacy counter & picking pieces of tomato off my wallet while the pharmacist watches disdainfully.
Did you offer her some?
If only. Current status: Not that clever.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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