Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
NoShamevember. You game?
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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