He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
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