I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
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