I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize