good thing vaginas are great cup holders
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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