that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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