My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
Randomize
