Me too!
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
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