I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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