Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I'm like, not good at living.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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