Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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