god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
party gras won. party gras always wins.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
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