You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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