oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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