No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Send help, water and tortillas.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
Randomize
