why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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