brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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