like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
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