I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
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