just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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