The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
Randomize
