How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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