Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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