Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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