I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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