she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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