dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
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