i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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