Rock
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Fuck
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
People in love make me want to vomit
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize
