There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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