porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
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