so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
If you're receiving this text it's probably because I drunkenly flashed you on Saturday. Sorry for forcing you to look at my tits. That was uncalled for.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Randomize
