do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
As shirtless as possible
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
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