Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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